16 - GERMANY /
instagram: nelekrgr

firelorcl:

playing grand theft auto

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Bitches: omg he left me I loved him so much, we were 2 weeks together
Me: oh shut the fuck up and go remove your make up

zombieollie:

"How did you get so many followers?"

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im gonna be hot in a few years i swear

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Britain: Excuse Me
Netherlands: Excuseer me
Mexico: Perdon
Italy: Permesso
France: Pardon
Canada: Sorry
America: Get the fuck out of my way douchedick
Australia: Move cunt or I'll run you down with my kangaroo
Germany: Ausm Weg, Hurensohn.

theairclub:

you:

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me:

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roughrimjob:

*GETS FURIOUSLY JEALOUS OVER LITTLE THINGS THAT DONT MATTER*

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narcissistmanifesto:

you may unfollow me but you can never deny that you liked my blog enough to make the conscious decision to follow me in the first place

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gaymzee:

i like to think of my followers as a giant conga line and im at the front and whenever i get a new follower they receive a grass skirt and coconut bra and join the conga line and we all have a great time

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" Ich geb mein Lächeln für deins "